Terms of service
Terms of Service & The Goblin Pact 📜🦇
Welcome to Biogloominescent! By wandering into this realm, browsing the oddities, or making a purchase, you are agreeing to the following Terms of Service (also known as the Goblin Pact). Please read these carefully before purchasing any of my curious wares. If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions, you must step back into the fog and exit the shop!
1. The Nature of Handmade Oddities You are purchasing handcrafted, mixed-media art. Because I work with natural elements (like ethically sourced bones and wood) alongside resin and 3D-printed components, no two items are exactly alike.
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Imperfections are Magic: Tiny micro-bubbles in the resin, slight asymmetrical quirks, or natural variations in the bones and wet specimens are not defects—they are proof that your piece was made by human (and goblin) hands, not a factory machine.
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Colors: I have made every effort to display the colors and images of my products as accurately as possible. However, I cannot guarantee that your computer monitor's display will be perfectly accurate.
2. Product Availability & Price Shifting All of my creations are made in small batches or as one-of-a-kind pieces. Because of this, products are subject to limited quantities. I reserve the right to discontinue any product or change the prices of my wares at any time without notice. (Sometimes the cost of potion ingredients goes up, you know?)
3. Refusal of Service I reserve the right to refuse any order you place. If I suspect an order is fraudulent, made by malicious bots, or placed by internet trolls looking to cause trouble, I will cancel the order and refund the shiny coins back to the original payment method.
4. Prohibited Uses By entering the shop, you agree not to use Biogloominescent or its contents for any unlawful purpose. This includes:
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Stealing my designs, artwork, or shop photos to pass off as your own.
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Harassing, intimidating, or being a jerk to me or any of my customers.
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Uploading viruses or malicious code to the site. (Keep your digital curses to yourself!)
5. Governing Law These Terms of Service and any separate agreements whereby I provide you services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of Virginia, right here where the workshop operates in Stephenson.
6. Changes to the Goblin Pact You can review the most current version of the Terms of Service at any time on this page. I reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these terms by posting updates to the website. It is your responsibility to check our website periodically for changes.
Contact Information Questions about the Terms of Service should be sent to the head goblin at:Â Biogloominescent@gmail.com